the second Spongebob movie has the same target audience as Fifty Shades of GreyFirmly grasp it in your hand
Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE’S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might be magic and outweigh me by 70lbs and have a magic hammer, but I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee, so don’t try that shit on me.” Completely fucking unfazed that he’s talking to a God.
Son of Coul indeed.
“Listen here skippy.”
Gotta love Coulson. You can see the years he’s been in the field. There’s way too much he’s seen and way too much *weird assed shit* he’s dealt with to let something as simple as an Asgardian throw him. He knows his shit, he’s seen stuff and knows that he’ll deal, one way or another and he knows himself. Balls to bone.
Coulson rocks my tiny world.
“I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee” might just be the best line ever. <3 So much love for Phil.
I like that one quote about Coulson that Clark Gregg has, that’s referenced on Wikipedia, from this interview:
He’s the guy who’s tasked — a very disciplined guy in my opinion who possesses secrets that would turn your hair white — but at the same time he’s tasked with handling these kind of diva superheroes, you know? “Oh, really, Asgard? Dude, just get in the car.”
That’s totally this scene. Coulson is awesome.
I think I need to write more interaction between Phil & Thor, because the dynamic they have in the Avengers is so interesting. Mutual respect and hints of friendship.
*looks at God of Thunder and calls him Donald*
He looks at the God of Thunder and sarcastically calls him Donald. Balls. Of. Steel.
So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
As a veterinarian who specializes in behavioral medicine, Dr. Vint Virga has treated many household pets in his clinic. But for the past five years he has been working mostly with leopards, wolves, bears, zebras and other animals living in zoos and wildlife parks. He deals with such issues as appetites, anxiety and obsessive behavior.
In the interview he discusses how zoos have changed to improve the animals’ well being:
"I think the most important things that zoos have done in the past 10, 20 years, is that they [have] focused primarily on the animal’s well-being. And, depending on their feedback and responses, looked at their behavior, looked at their overall happiness and contentment and used that as the gauge for what to do for the animal.
They’ve also applied as much [as] science knows about the animals in nature. What that looks like is providing them with a space that’s a lot more rich and full than just a place that is an exhibit. So it’s really shifting from not a cage, because most zoos don’t even have those anymore, but from an exhibit to a habitat. The environment is much richer and more complex rather than flat and uniform, so that we can see them.
[Zoos are] providing [animals with] opportunities to escape from view of the public — and that can be difficult for a zoo. … Visitors complain to the zoo if they can’t see the leopard, the bear or the lion. But on the other hand, if the lion doesn’t have any choice of getting away from the public at times, particularly if there [are] crowds or noisy visitors, then we’re taking away their sense of control over their environment.”
Historical References in Hetalia
My moms coworkers son took a picture shaking hands with Obama while wearing a horse mask
This art is so beautiful, I can’t handle it
First you see a normal, pretty picture with Fionna and on a cliff
And then it turns out she sits on a destroyed speedway and things are not so sweet anymore asdsd
so many people don’t realize that adventure time is post-apocalyptic and set after a nuclear war. it’s such a huge statement in itself and makes all the details of the show much more fascinating to take note of!